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These are some lies we made up about Independence.
The ghost of a tied up female was distinguished in a restaurant in the Independence neighborhood. This individual ghost has been spotted often in this place.
A very large guinea pig was witnessed trying on clothes in an Independence residence.
An alien has often been seen seeking a book in Crumbacher Wildlife Area after midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is regularly noticed swallowing gasoline by East Branch Pine Creek.
A woman with the head of a beast has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances ascending out of a storm drain on an Independence avenue at night.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing can be witnessed repeatedly playing a piece of music on a flute in an Independence flat. One of the residents strongly argues that this spirit is the undeparted soul of a long departed Independence local. Anyhow, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching
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for.
An ET from the Moon is sometimes made out in a mirror in an Independence residence; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The ghost of a young woman having on a bloody dress has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions right by the entrance to George Wyth Memorial State Park sobbing.
Johann Sebastian
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Bach has repeatedly been observed in Effigy Mounds National Monument near the ranger station gazing.
An extraterrestrial from another world is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances looking for a picture beneath a parked Buick in an Independence parking lot before sunrise.
The phantom of a 10 foot high massive man may frequently be witnessed in an Independence area grocery store, striding the aisles.
An enormous hamster may be witnessed time and again contemplating at midnight by a road sign in Independence.
A massive horse has once in a while been seen strolling through a building in Independence.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there has supposedly been seen on frequent instances riding on a steed down a highway near Independence. Several of those who live here argue this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Independence some time ago.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft may once in a while be made out in a phone booth in Independence using the telephone.
The Wizard of Oz was witnessed striding through an Independence area graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Independence
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Ghost Sightings From Independence
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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