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These are some lies we made up about Imogene.
A colossal camel was perceived in Lake Shawtee Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight staring.
A giant hartebeest has repeatedly been distinguished at Fourmile Creek before dawn hurling rocks into the water.
The spirit of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck is known to have been seen on a few occasions on an Imogene residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, this is a horrible phantom that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours.
A Centrosaurus can repeatedly be spotted hanging in the air like a balloon in Imogene.
An exceptionally scary ghost can be spotted repeatedly in a grocery store in the Imogene vicinity. Folks who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost is the undead soul of a former Imogene person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Imogene
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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