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These are some lies we made up about Hiawatha.
The spirit of a waitress is every now and then witnessed around midnight rushing after a passing Dodge on a shady road right next door to Hiawatha. Folks here who have distinguished this spirit argue this spirit gets pleasure from startling people who come trying to locate spirits in Hiawatha. One thing's for sure, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady has been spotted on a small number of occasions frightening people on the water's edge of Cedar Lake. Local people claim that this spirit may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Hiawatha some time ago.
A Pterodactyl may every so often be spotted in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the spirit in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
The phantom of a young lady outfitted as a maid has repeatedly been seen cutting grass in the garden of a mobile home in Hiawatha. One of the folks who live here strongly
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alleges that this spirit could be a distinguished former time inhabitant of Hiawatha.
The ghost of a homeless guy is regularly observed burying a corpse by a big rock in Alandale Park on a dark night. A number of of the people who live in this town say this spirit is in all probability the undeparted spirit of a local resident who used to have
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a home here in Hiawatha.
The ghost of a young cowboy has purportedly been noticed on several occasions sitting on a couch in a home in Hiawatha. Whichever way, this ghost sure is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
A chilling being may be noticed very often in the early morning hours before sunrise floating by on Berrys Run. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Hiawatha resident.
A space invader from another planet is every so often spotted hollowing out an outlet beneath a streetlamp in Hiawatha.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions marching from building to building at night on a Hiawatha residential road.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a handy man may once in a while be witnessed browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Hiawatha home at the stroke of midnight. In any event, this is a hostile spirit that you do not want to bump into
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Ghost Sightings From Hiawatha
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Ghost Sightings From Hiawatha
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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