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These are some lies we made up about Henderson.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is from time to time observed before dawn floating down on Farm Creek.
An enormous donkey has been made out on one or two occasions thinking at Willow Slough Dam very late at night.
A space invader may now and then be witnessed in Olde Town County Park after midnight repositioning orbs about.
The Loch Ness Monster has frequently been witnessed in a phone booth in Henderson making a phone call.
An alien explorer from another planet is frequently noticed appearing frightening beside a deserted highway near Henderson on a dark night.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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