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The spirit of a miner may regularly be distinguished very late at night floating down on Gobbler Creek. A local man alleges that this ghost may very well be a famous yesteryear local of Hedrick. In any event, this is a horrible phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
The ghost of a man clad as a plumber may be made out often hurling rocks beneath a lamppost in Hedrick. A number of of the people who live here say this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Hedrick.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has every now and then been perceived pacing from home to home at night on a Hedrick road.
A huge frog is rumored to have been observed on a few instances sitting at a table in a Hedrick mobile home.
A very large skunk can from time to time be perceived staring at folks in a Hedrick apartment through a peephole.
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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