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These are some lies we made up about Hawarden.
The phantom of an adolescent girl has frequently been noticed in a Hawarden secondary school very late at night striding the hallways. No matter what folks verbalize, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a female with half her head lost is regularly distinguished smoking a cigar by Dry Creek. If you listen to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who have the guts to interrupt the calm in Hawarden. Anyway, this is an unpleasant spirit that is better not upset.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has been perceived on many instances conversing into the thin air in Big Sioux Park at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal quagga can regularly be seen in a mirror in a Hawarden trailer; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
A medusa may be witnessed over and over again weeping in Oak Grove State Park at the park headquarters.
An enormous rhinoceros is once in a while
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witnessed in a house next to Hawarden.
A space alien from outer space is rumored to have been perceived on several instances in a Hawarden area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Hawarden
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Ghost Sightings From Hawarden
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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