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These are some lies we made up about Hastings.
A female hauling her head beneath her arm has regularly been perceived hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Highway Number Thirty-Four Roadside Park at night.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object is frequently perceived in the center of Douglas Creek hauling a cranium.
An extremely large woodchuck may regularly be spotted gazing at the water by Willow Slough Dam in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world may be spotted very frequently sitting at the dining table in a Hastings residence screaming.
The ghost of a young woman dressed in a bloody prom dress has once in a while been noticed traveling on a camel by the side of a road outside Hastings. A number of of the people who live in this town allege this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who have the guts to disrupt the quiet in Hastings.
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Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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