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A chilling beast has occasionally been seen clutching a human cranium in Harpers Ferry City Park very late at night. It has been argued that this individual ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Harpers Ferry in the past. No matter what, it's a scary spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A huge gorilla is occasionally perceived crying at the entrance to Effigy Mounds National Monument.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a plumber is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions by Cota Creek screaming.
The phantom of a man wearing a law enforcement uniform may every so often be witnessed wandering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Harpers Ferry road. According to what the residents allege, this ghost may well be a well-known former time inhabitant of Harpers Ferry. Whatever people articulate, it's undeniably a scary phantom that you do not want to meet around midnight.
The ghost of an aged guy with a big white beard was made out flickering a kerosene lamp down near the water at Gordons Bay. The witness was terrified and ran off.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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