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These are some lies we made up about Gray.
The Loch Ness Monster can from time to time be observed pulling a corpse through some bushes in Carroll County Park at midnight.
A massive mole was distinguished marching through a house outside Gray.
The ghost of a female with a bag fastened around her head showed up staggering through a Gray neighborhood burial ground. Numerous folks close by have had matching experiences with an identical ghost.
A space invader was witnessed obliterating a photo along a wild highway near Gray in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship was witnessed staying in an empty home in Gray.
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Ghost Sightings From Gray
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Ghost Sightings From Gray
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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