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These are some lies we made up about Goose Lake.
The ghost of a woman with a pentagram etched into her cheek may occasionally be noticed by Bear Creek devastating a hat.
An enormous crow has often been witnessed bass fishing from the shore of Goose Lake at night.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her neck is regularly perceived drinking gasoline in Dalton Pond State Fishing Access Area at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with the head of a demon can repeatedly be observed in a Goose Lake area shoe store, wandering the aisles. Whatever folks exclaim, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial can be perceived very frequently sitting at a coffee table in a Goose Lake residence reading a tabloid.
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Ghost Sightings From Goose Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Goose Lake
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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