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These are some lies we made up about Glenwood.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head can repeatedly be perceived seated on the floor in a mobile home in Glenwood. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Glenwood resident. No matter what people say, this is an antagonistic ghost that is better not interrupted.
A gigantic mare may be perceived very often after midnight checking out Boyer Hollow in detail.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft has once in a while been witnessed hunting with a bow and arrow in West Oak Forest late at night.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag bound around her head is occasionally witnessed at Bartlett Hills Lake Dam at midnight looking.
A sizeable creepy ogre is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances in Folsom Wildlife Area in the early morning hours hauling a dead body over rocks.
A moderately see-through guy clad as the skipper of a craft has regularly been distinguished
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twinkling a flash light under a streetlight in Glenwood. One of the residents steadfastly argues that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Glenwood in the past. One thing's for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a menacing spirit that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
A large scary phantom
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is frequently noticed at the stroke of midnight ascending out of Honey Slough soaked in slime. Several of the residents declare this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Glenwood before the present.
A giant bison has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances repositioning orbs around in the center of Keg Creek.
An martian traveler from space can often be distinguished right by the entrance to Lake Manawa State Park appearing terrifying.
A space alien from the Moon can be spotted often marching from building to building after midnight on a Glenwood road.
The spirit of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform is sometimes noticed browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Glenwood mobile home after midnight. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien from another planet is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions hurling boulders in Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail right by the ranger station.
A gigantic
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gnu can once in a while be made out sitting at a coffee table in a Glenwood apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Glenwood
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Ghost Sightings From Glenwood
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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