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These are some lies we made up about Floris.
A space man from space is often observed in Eldon Wildlife Management Area before sunrise devouring a hotdog.
A huge doe may often be witnessed spending time in a vacant farmhouse in Floris.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has once in a while been made out tossing bricks into the flow at Burr Oak Creek very late at night.
A gargantuan addax is once in a while distinguished standing by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Floris.
A black as coal bat that shifted shape into a lady has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances in a residence in Floris. Many folks who live here allege this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Floris. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Floris
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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