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These are some lies we made up about Ferguson.
A giant parakeet has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions drifting down Brush Creek at midnight.
An martian traveler from another solar system may be observed very frequently smoking a cigar next to the shore at Mohrs Lake.
An alien from planet Pluto has every so often been spotted in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
An Icthyosaurus is from time to time seen pulling up weeds in the back garden of a building in Ferguson.
A very large zebu has purportedly been spotted on several occasions in Assistance League Park in the early morning hours covering a body by a big boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Ferguson
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Ghost Sightings From Ferguson
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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