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An extremely large monkey has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions mid stream in Fisher Creek flinging rocks.
The ghost of a guy having names carved into his back can be witnessed often in Manti Cemetery - Off the Mormon Trail Historical Marker before dawn stacking bricks. Anyway, it is indisputably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of the driver of a train has every so often been seen verbalizing into the night as if someone in addition was present.
A female with no head is rumored to have been noticed on many instances walking a Rottweiler before dawn on a dark Farragut street. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A sizeable menacing ogre may from time to time be seen peeping through flat windows in Farragut in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Farragut
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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