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A space alien can repeatedly be observed staggering through a mobile home in Fairfield.
The ghost of a waitress may be distinguished frequently mounted on a steed in the middle of a highway close to Fairfield. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that any normal person would not want to come across.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is every now and then observed striding through a home in the vicinity of Fairfield.
Goldilocks is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions at a public phone in Fairfield making a telephone call.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space may every so often be perceived marching through a Fairfield vicinity graveyard.
A space alien from planet Neptune has often been seen trying to locate a picture down a secluded highway in close proximity to Fairfield at the stroke of midnight.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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