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These are some lies we made up about Fairfield.
A space alien from planet Pluto is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances in a clothing store in the Fairfield vicinity.
A space invader from outer space may often be distinguished trying on socks in a Fairfield flat.
Aristotle may be seen repeatedly nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Fairfield.
A soldier's outfit marching around without a body in it is from time to time distinguished in Cedar Creek Timber Recreation Area very late at night hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom is the tormented spirit of a former Fairfield local resident.
The phantom of a critically charred woman has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions dragging a body from the freezing water of Church Creek at night. Based on what the people who live here assert, this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Fairfield before the present. One thing's for sure, it's a scary
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ghost that should be let alone.
A gargantuan hyena can once in a while be noticed playing a harp in a Fairfield flat.
The ghost of a gentleman with a name engraved into his nose was perceived in a Fairfield school in the early morning hours before sunrise walking the hallways. When the spirit was perceived it disappeared into the air.
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phantom of a badly mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion was spotted holding a human headbone in Lacey-Keosauqua State Park by the ranger station. The ghost was consumed by the night after being perceived. Whichever way, it undeniably is a scary ghost that you don't want to run into very late at night.
A woman lacking a head materialized in a mirror in a Fairfield flat; the phantom was exclusively perceptible in the mirror. When spotted the ghost came up to the onlooker who then escaped.
A gentleman devoid of a head was distinguished in a mobile home near Fairfield. This exact ghost has been perceived over and over again in this spot.
A Velociraptor was witnessed trying to find a shoe under a parked Honda in a Fairfield parking lot on a dark night.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg has frequently been spotted in a Fairfield area shoe store, walking the aisles.
A gigantic hippopotamus is repeatedly spotted calling names late at night on a park bench in Fairfield.
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ghost of an old woman hauling a pistol has been said to have been observed on a few instances taking a rest at the dining table in a Fairfield mobile home looking frightening.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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