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These are some lies we made up about Fairfax.
A space man from Mars is once in a while observed staring in Tissel Hollow at night.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform has supposedly been made out on many instances being carried by a donkey beside a highway near Fairfax.
Count Dracula can occasionally be spotted dragging a corpse from the cold water of Morgan Creek around midnight.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg chopped off has regularly been noticed pacing through a home next to Fairfax. One thing is for sure, it's a scary phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to bump into.
A military outfit walking around devoid of a body in it is often distinguished in Alandale Park after midnight dragging a cadaver across the ground. Whichever way, it sure is a chilling spirit that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfax
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfax
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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