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These are some lies we made up about Fairbank.
A huge wolverine was witnessed in a Fairbank highschool late in the night striding the halls.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman is frequently seen by Buck Creek going out of control.
One of the three Little Pigs has been seen on a handful of instances in Bruggeman County Park after midnight flinging pieces of wood.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can frequently be spotted in a mirror in a Fairbank building; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
The ghost of a young cowboy can be made out time and again trying to locate a box under a parked Toyota in a Fairbank parking lot after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairbank
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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