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These are some lies we made up about Estherville.
An enormous giraffe showed up becoming visible in a mirror.
A very large bunny was perceived seated in a chair in a house near Estherville.
A space invader from planet Mars has often been spotted around midnight chasing a passing VW on a dark road in the vicinity of Estherville.
A man without a head is regularly distinguished in the center of Brown Creek heaving pebbles. A number of of the locals say this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Estherville some time ago. Either way, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you do not want to meet late at night.
A space invader from space has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions in Anderson Prairie State Preserve late in the night hauling a body across the ground.
An incredibly terrifying ghost can repeatedly be noticed gardening in the side yard of a residence in Estherville.
An enormous gnu can be observed over and over again seated in an armchair
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in a flat in Estherville.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been observed walking from home to home before sunrise on an Estherville avenue.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand is now and then made out smoking a cigar at Gull Point State Park. If
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you listen to the residents, this ghost may be a famous former time local of Estherville. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien from the Moon has been distinguished on a few instances relaxing at a table in an Estherville home.
A space alien from another galaxy may now and then be spotted staring at folks in an Estherville building through a door crack.
A very large hedgehog has frequently been made out in a deserted zone outside Estherville.
The ghost of an elderly lady gripping a shot gun is frequently perceived spitting at passing cars down a shady highway in the vicinity of Estherville. Loads of local residents say this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Estherville.
An enormous parakeet has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions gulping regular unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Estherville.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be witnessed walking a Pit Bull around midnight on a dark Estherville road.
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Ghost Sightings From Estherville
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Ghost Sightings From Estherville
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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