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These are some lies we made up about Emerson.
A female with a semi see-through body came into view in Bass Memorial Park around midnight searching for a box. The eye witness ran away after she spotted the ghost.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed by Crabapple Creek munching on a steak. When the observer showed up the ghost escaped. Folks here allege that this phantom is in all probability the undeceased phantom of a person who used to dwell here in Emerson.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a soldier's uniform was observed by Willow Slough Dam late at night looking at the water. The arrival of the observer startled the ghost who then vanished.
A space invader from another planet is repeatedly made out in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A Chupacabra has been observed on numerous occasions by an old woman canoeing in a river near Emerson.
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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