|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Elliott.
An extremely large lamb has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances in an Elliott flat.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy can occasionally be seen at Baughmans Creek before dawn heaving chunks of concrete into the water. Any which way, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
A chilling creature was seen coming into view in a washroom mirror. Other people around here have had matching sightings with an almost identical ghost. Loads of local residents declare this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed away here in Elliott some time ago. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a miner showed up covering a dead body by a large boulder in Nishna Valley Recreation Area before dawn. This is one of those ghosts that is observed very often nearby. Locals here who have perceived this phantom assert this phantom may
| |
|
very well be a celebrated days gone by native of Elliott. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space was witnessed resting in an armchair in a mobile home close to Elliott.
| |
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Elliott
Submit a lie about Elliott, Iowa:
Other untruthful towns near Elliott, Iowa:
Griswold, Iowa, 5 miles away
Red Oak, Iowa, 8 miles away
Lewis, Iowa, 10 miles away
Stanton, Iowa, 10 miles away
Marne, Iowa, 16 miles away
Emerson, Iowa, 18 miles away
Walnut, Iowa, 18 miles away
Carson, Iowa, 18 miles away
Hancock, Iowa, 18 miles away
Macedonia, Iowa, 18 miles away
Oakland, Iowa, 18 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Iowa
|
Ghost Sightings From Elliott
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
MORE JOKES
|
