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The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady became visible in the early morning hours before sunrise sprinting after a passing Chevy on a dark road close to Elkader. The ghost did not seem to be agonized by the eye witnesses.

The ghost of a young lady outfitted as a maid was seen shouting at the bystander to disappear in Ardell Kader City Park late in the night. The ghost saluted the witness. Lots of local residents say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Elkader person who lived here.
    
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy came into view in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being witnessed. Residents who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Elkader some time ago. Anyway, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.

A space invader from Mars was witnessed gardening in the side garden of an apartment in Elkader.

The phantom of a steel-miner has often been witnessed scraping out an outlet up on the apex of Chicken Ridge. Local people assert that this ghost enjoys frightening foolish folks who have the guts to upset the quiet in Elkader. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be left alone.

 

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