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These are some lies we made up about Eldon.
A space man has often been distinguished watching television in an Eldon living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large lemur is frequently perceived gazing mid stream in Chippewa Creek.
The phantom of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions concealing a body by a sizeable rock in Batavia City Ball Park and Playground at midnight.
An martian traveler from outer space can repeatedly be noticed rummaging around in trash container on an Eldon lane.
A gigantic aoudad may be spotted very frequently on an Eldon residential road late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Eldon
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Ghost Sightings From Eldon

Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''. Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic. - I can see, I can see, hooray! Delbert went in. - I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily. - Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said - Look guys, new wheels!. Arthur: -When is a car not a car? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way. Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''. - It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture? - Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left. -Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture? - Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten. Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up. - Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse. Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur. He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter. Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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