Early

 
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A space man from Mars may regularly be seen sipping blood from a cup by Kiowa Marsh.

A gentleman without a head has every so often been noticed striding through an Early vicinity graveyard. According to the locals, this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Early some decades ago.
    
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand is every so often seen in Burrows Pond Wildlife Area around midnight smoking a pipe. Lots of residents assert this ghost may well be a distinguished former time resident of Early.

An enormous chipmunk has been observed on a few instances at Buck Run at midnight throwing pieces of wood into the flowing water.

An alien from space can sometimes be noticed holding a human cranium beside a desolate highway in close proximity to Early before sunrise.

 

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