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These are some lies we made up about Drakesville.
A gigantic grizzly bear has occasionally been perceived in a raft on Lake Fisher staring irritably at the eye witness.
A Brachiosaurus is from time to time spotted in a deserted location in the vicinity of Drakesville.
A massive panther has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions standing alongside a shady road close to Drakesville.
An enormous crow can every so often be witnessed stacking chunks of concrete in Bloomfield City Park on a dark night.
A space man from the Moon was perceived at Bear Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling rocks into the flowing water.
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Ghost Sightings From Drakesville
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Ghost Sightings From Drakesville
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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