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These are some lies we made up about Douds.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire has sometimes been witnessed studying Spahn Hollow in detail on a dark night.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions in Austin County Park before dawn burying a dead body by a big boulder.
A gigantic mink has frequently been perceived before sunrise drifting along Bickel Branch.
A gigantic bison is known to have been perceived on numerous instances shouting names in Lacey-Keosauqua State Park outside the park headquarters.
A gargantuan bull may regularly be witnessed gazing at people in a Douds flat through a door crack.
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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