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These are some lies we made up about Doon.
A very large crocodile is frequently witnessed repositioning orbs around in Doon Wildlife Area at midnight.
Plato may regularly be witnessed by Burr Oak Creek yelling names of people.
A giant aardvark may be spotted very often in a mobile home in Doon.
A guy with the head of a goblin has from time to time been seen in a Doon trailer. One of the folks who live here definitely alleges that this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Doon some decades ago. Regardless of what, it is certainly a scary phantom that should be let alone.
Frankenstein's Monster is now and then observed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Doon
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Ghost Sightings From Doon
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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