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These are some lies we made up about De Witt.
An enormous musk deer has every so often been spotted marching through a trailer in De Witt.
A space alien from Mars has been spotted on several instances struggling to touch something in the center of Ames Creek.
An extremely large mynah bird may now and then be witnessed wandering through a house near De Witt.
A massive cat has repeatedly been made out frightening folks in John Letter Historical Marker in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a female with a sack fastened around her head is often seen marching through a De Witt neighborhood burial ground.
An ET from another planet has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances being in a vacant home in De Witt.
A Velociraptor may regularly be distinguished standing by a wild highway next to De Witt.
A giant zebu may be witnessed very often traveling on a scooter on a shady road in close proximity to De Witt.
A space alien has now and then been
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perceived in a De Witt flat.
A gigantic pony is every now and then made out in Big Bend State Fish and Wildlife Area right by the ranger station digging a cavity.
Plato is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions coming into view in a restroom mirror.
A moderately translucent man clad as the captain of
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a boat can every so often be spotted very late at night sprinting after a passing VW on a murky highway next to De Witt. It has been argued that this exact phantom is that of a local who had a house here in De Witt long ago.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman in a confederate uniform was witnessed in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver distinguishing the phantom in his rear view mirror very late at night. The ghost didn't appear to be agonized by the viewers. In any case, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that is preferably not upset.
A huge alpaca appeared by a woman camping at a campground near De Witt.
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Ghost Sightings From De Witt
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Ghost Sightings From De Witt
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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