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These are some lies we made up about Defiance.
A large menacing dragon is often perceived by Kidds Creek struggling to grasp something.
An alien from the cosmos is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions in Milwaukee Road Habitat Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
A woman devoid of a head may be observed often struggling out of a manhole on a Defiance avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise. Folks here who have made out this ghost argue this ghost might be a well-known days gone by native of Defiance.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck has from time to time been noticed nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Defiance. A local man alleges that this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Defiance. Regardless of what folks articulate, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be kept away from.
A gigantic bighorn is now and then perceived in a Defiance secondary school on a dark night strolling the halls.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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