Danville

 
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A woman with larvae crawling out of her nostrils can now and then be made out mounted on a donkey along a road outside Danville.

A space invader was distinguished at night floating by on Big Hollow Creek.
    
A gigantic bison materialized trying to express something on the shore of Geode Lake.

Ludwig van Beethoven was distinguished flickering a lamp at Iowa Army Ammunition Plant Dam in the early morning hours.

The phantom of a chained up female was witnessed marching through a flat near Danville. The arrival of the viewer scared the spirit who then vanished. According to the folks who live here, this phantom might be a recognized yesteryear native of Danville.

 

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