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These are some lies we made up about Danbury.
A space alien from the cosmos has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions by Dutch Creek gazing.
A very large chamois may occasionally be spotted in Curtin Timber in the early morning hours hiding a corpse by a large rock.
A female having the head of a devil was spotted watching television in a Danbury living room at midnight. This precise ghost has been seen over and over again in this spot. In any case, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
A colossal ox materialized on a Danbury lane late at night.
A woman clutching her head by her arm was perceived floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Danbury. There have been additional testimonies involving this ghost in the area. One of the people who live here determinedly asserts that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Danbury long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Danbury
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Ghost Sightings From Danbury
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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