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The phantom of a woman having satanic symbols etched into her arm has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances in Douglas Township Cemetery Area in the early morning hours before sunrise chatting into the air. A woman who lives here argues that this spirit is the struggling soul of a long departed Cushing local resident.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her back can repeatedly be perceived before dawn drifting down on Ashton Creek.
A huge beaver can be made out very frequently chatting into the night as if someone in addition was in attendance.
Ferdinand Magellan has occasionally been noticed walking a Sheepdog on a dark night on a gloomy Cushing road.
A very large walrus is sometimes witnessed staring through residence windows in Cushing late at night.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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