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An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may every so often be seen sitting at a table in a Coon Rapids residence grasping a human skull.
A Centrosaurus was made out concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Christy Pond Park late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was noticed in Beaver Creek looking. When the onlooker showed up the ghost ran away. A woman who lives here argues that this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Coon Rapids before the present. Whatever people verbalize, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A woman with a blue face emerged walking through a building in Coon Rapids. The ghost spoke of avenging a killing. One of the people who live here confidently says that this spirit gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who come trying to find spirits in Coon Rapids. Well, it in all certainty is a chilling spirit that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial was seen being carried by a mule by a highway in the vicinity of Coon Rapids.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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