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These are some lies we made up about Coin.
An ET from Pluto may every now and then be seen floating along on Buck Creek after midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was noticed having a seat in an armchair in a residence in Coin.
A lady with her head and right arm and left leg chopped off showed up smoking a pipe in Pioneer County Park late at night. Several people around here have had equivalent sightings involving a quite similar ghost. One thing is for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic sheep was distinguished reading a newsletter beneath a streetlight in Coin.
A soldier's outfit wandering about without a body in it materialized rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Coin house in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is made out time and again around here.
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Ghost Sightings From Coin
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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