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The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a car mechanic has been seen on many instances on a Clinton lane at midnight.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body can every so often be made out floating in the air like a helium balloon in Clinton.
An Anchisaurus has repeatedly been noticed staring at a person snoozing on the floor in a home in Clinton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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