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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has been perceived on one or two occasions staggering from house to house on a dark night on a Clinton avenue.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can be distinguished very frequently flickering a light in Bickelhaupt Arboretum on a dark night.
A sizeable menacing beast has sometimes been perceived rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of a Clinton house at midnight.
A massive steer is from time to time perceived redistributing orbs about in Devils Hollow in the early morning hours.
An ET from another world has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances crying out names of people by Beaver Slough.
Ferdinand Magellan may occasionally be perceived at Lock and Dam No in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the landscape.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object was spotted sitting at a coffee table in a Clinton house.
A giant hedgehog
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appeared down next to the water's edge at Nancy Elaine Lake looking irritably at the witness.
A space invader from planet Mercury was distinguished in a desolate area outside Clinton.
An ET from outer space emerged hitch-hiking by a murky highway near Clinton.
An extraterrestrial was seen dispatching a package at a Clinton post
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office.
The phantom of an old woman grasping a handgun was spotted slurping gas from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Clinton. The bystander was frightened and fled. Residents who have perceived this phantom assert this phantom might be a famous yesteryear dweller of Clinton.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief has regularly been spotted quite near the entrance to Apple River Canyon State Park trying to find a map.
A dark rat that shape-shifted into a lady is often made out chatting into the night as if someone in addition was nearby.
The ghost of a youthful lady clad as a maid may often be noticed walking a Poodle around midnight on a gloomy Clinton residential street.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman can be distinguished over and over again looking through home windows in Clinton very late at night. A local alleges that this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Clinton.
A menacing beast has from time to time been noticed watching
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cable in a Clinton living room in the early morning hours. A number of of those who live here declare this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Clinton local.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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