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These are some lies we made up about Clemons.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may often be perceived in Bangor Square County Park at night pulling a cadaver across the ground.
An enormous crocodile can be witnessed repeatedly down next to the water's edge at Mormon Lake pointing at the onlooker.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has once in a while been made out staring angrily at the witness by Honey Creek.
A knight's armor with no person inside is once in a while made out glugging down diesel from a pump at a fuel station in Clemons.
A moderately translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a vessel may now and then be witnessed walking a dog on a dark night on a shady Clemons street.
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Ghost Sightings From Clemons
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Ghost Sightings From Clemons
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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