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These are some lies we made up about Clarinda.
A gigantic oryx has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions staying in a neglected villa in Clarinda.
The alien navigator of a UFO can regularly be spotted riding on a bike on a gloomy road next to Clarinda.
A gargantuan wolverine has once in a while been made out in Clarinda City Park at the stroke of midnight sobbing.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire is every now and then made out staring in the middle of Neele Branch. A lot of local residents say this phantom may well be a recognized former time local of Clarinda.
The Pied Piper is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions in a Clarinda building.
An enormous polar bear can occasionally be made out strolling next to a desolate road in close proximity to Clarinda.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has often been seen frightening people in Lake of Three Fires State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A space alien from another
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galaxy is frequently distinguished coming into sight in a mirror.
A glowing human figure is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions pointing at the viewer in Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail by the park headquarters. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman
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having on a denim jacket can be made out over and over again seated on a stool in a trailer close to Clarinda. No matter what, it undeniably is a chilling phantom that should be steered clear of.
A decapitated gentleman has once in a while been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing Jeep on a murky highway outside Clarinda. Regardless of what people express, this is a hostile ghost that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform is from time to time spotted in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object has been made out on many occasions watering plants in the back yard of a trailer in Clarinda.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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