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These are some lies we made up about Charlotte.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck is every now and then witnessed sitting on a stool in a house in Charlotte.
An exceptionally terrifying ghost is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions hauling a body from the freezing water of Bear Creek around midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space can once in a while be seen sniveling on the water's edge of Goose Lake.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has often been witnessed concealing a corpse by a sizeable rock in Goose Lake State Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal ewe is frequently observed attempting to state something beside a streetlight in Charlotte.
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Ghost Sightings From Charlotte
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Ghost Sightings From Charlotte
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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