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These are some lies we made up about Carson.
The phantom of a guy with words cut into his forehead has frequently been observed eating a carrot in Chautauqua Park late at night. In any case, it undoubtedly is a chilling phantom that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
A space alien from Mars is frequently distinguished at night drifting along on Graybill Creek.
A space alien from another world has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances going through garbage container on a Carson street.
A massive mare may often be spotted on a Carson residential road before sunrise.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object can be spotted repeatedly gazing at a man snoozing on a futon in a residence in Carson.
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Ghost Sightings From Carson
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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