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These are some lies we made up about Camanche.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft became visible on a dark night hurrying after a passing pickup on a gloomy road right next door to Camanche.
The phantom of a man holding a blood-covered sword was witnessed mounding chunks of concrete in Beaver Slough. The appearance of the watcher alarmed the spirit who then disappeared. One thing's for certain, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a civil war warrior was observed watering plants in the side yard of a flat in Camanche. The spirit mentioned avenging an assassination. In any case, it sure is a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
A giant reindeer has repeatedly been spotted fly fishing from the water's edge of Nancy Elaine Lake at midnight.
A minotaur has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions before dawn checking out Devils Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a man having words cut into his arm may be distinguished
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time and again hauling a body across the dirt in Bickelhaupt Arboretum before dawn. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who are brave enough to disrupt the calm in Camanche. Regardless of what people articulate, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that is better not disrupted.
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phantom of a terribly mangled hunter dragging a dead deer has once in a while been seen by a woman hiking along a trail close to Camanche. Loads of locals allege this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed on here in Camanche some decades ago. One thing's for sure, this is a bad ghost that you don't want to run into after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Camanche
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Ghost Sightings From Camanche
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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