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These are some lies we made up about Bryant.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is sometimes made out in Dalton Pond State Fishing Access Area at midnight smoking a cigar.
Vincent van Gogh has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions conversing into the thin air in a sail boat on Goose Lake.
A gargantuan hyena can now and then be made out in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting down Bear Creek.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has regularly been made out wandering through a home in the vicinity of Bryant. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Bryant in the past.
A beheaded guy is frequently made out at a public phone in Bryant making a telephone call. In any case, this spirit sure is creepy; one that is better not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryant
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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