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These are some lies we made up about Breda.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has now and then been distinguished in Black Hawk Marsh on a dark night struggling to dump a dead body.
A space invader is from time to time observed in Arcadia Ball Field before sunrise reading a book.
A guy lacking a head is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances in a Breda highschool on a dark night staggering the halls.
Bigfoot may once in a while be witnessed in a mirror in a Breda home; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A giant mole was perceived in a building near Breda.
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Ghost Sightings From Breda
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Ghost Sightings From Breda
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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