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These are some lies we made up about Braddyville.
A space invader from another planet emerged at Buchanan Creek in the early morning hours chucking pieces of wood into the current.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack holding a sizeable axe was noticed in Braddy Park late in the night covering a body by a sizeable boulder. Several reports of this ghost have been reported.
A gargantuan goat was made out staggering through a residence next to Braddyville.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Hun has frequently been seen at a public phone in Braddyville talking on the phone.
An enormous ocelot is frequently perceived discussing into the thin air by the side of a desolate road in the vicinity of Braddyville at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Braddyville
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Ghost Sightings From Braddyville
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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