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These are some lies we made up about Boyden.
An extraterrestrial from outer space showed up looking next to a desolate road next to Boyden at midnight.
A gargantuan hippopotamus was distinguished in Boyden Recreation Area in the early morning hours trying to exclaim something.
Little Red Riding Hood became visible at the stroke of midnight floating by on Rat Creek.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso was noticed standing by a desolate highway near Boyden. The ghost greeted the watcher.
A space invader was made out mounted on a moped on a shady highway near Boyden.
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Ghost Sightings From Boyden
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Ghost Sightings From Boyden
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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