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These are some lies we made up about Boxholm.
The ghost of the driver of a train may be spotted very frequently pondering in Don Williams County Park before dawn.
A Yeti has sometimes been witnessed terrifying people at Don Williams Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An ET is now and then witnessed on the water's edge of Don Williams Lake rearranging orbs around.
An martian tourist from another galaxy is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances appearing scary beneath a menacing tall tree in Pilot Mound State Forest.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury can sometimes be spotted looking at a lady slumbering on the floor in a house in Boxholm.
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Ghost Sightings From Boxholm
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Ghost Sightings From Boxholm
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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