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These are some lies we made up about Bouton.
An alien vacationer from another solar system was distinguished sobbing in Little Beaver Creek.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has regularly been perceived browsing through garbage cans on a Bouton residential road.
A gigantic anteater is frequently witnessed in Caboose Park around midnight looking.
A space invader from another world has allegedly been distinguished on many instances on a Bouton residential street around midnight.
The ghost of a man with demonic signs engraved into his foot can repeatedly be observed floating in the air like a blimp in Bouton. One thing is for certain, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Bouton
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Ghost Sightings From Bouton
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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