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These are some lies we made up about Boone.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object materialized in a house in Boone.
A space invader from planet Mercury was distinguished in Anderson Park before dawn dragging a body across the ground.
A very large squirrel materialized in a Boone mobile home.
The spirit of a young guy having on a rain coat was seen smoking a pipe quite near the entrance to Ledges State Park. There have been several stories on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. A local man argues that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Boone long ago. Whichever way, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that should be left alone.
A colossal guinea pig was made out at Bass Point Creek at night hurling pieces of wood into the stream.
A space man from outer space has repeatedly been spotted striding alongside a deserted highway close to Boone.
Issac Newton is often noticed by the water's edge at Lost Lake grasping a
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human cranium.
A colossal weasel is known to have been seen on frequent occasions showing up in a washroom mirror.
A beheaded man can frequently be perceived late in the night following a passing Pontiac on a murky road near Boone.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform may be perceived very often in the rear seat
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of a pickup by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
A female with her right arm and left leg amputated is occasionally seen watering plants in the front garden of a building in Boone.
A Plateosaurus has been perceived on a handful of instances by a person camping at a campground near Boone.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft can every now and then be seen relaxing on a bench in a residence in Boone.
The ghost of a guy grasping a blood-covered sword has frequently been made out looking bloodcurdling underneath a streetlamp in Boone. In any event, this is an unlikable phantom that is better not interrupted.
An enormous chinchilla is regularly witnessed wandering from apartment to apartment very late at night on a Boone road.
An alien tourist from another world can regularly be made out browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Boone home at night.
An alien from Jupiter may be noticed very frequently having a seat at a coffee table in a Boone house.
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ghost of a civil war combatant has once in a while been perceived looking at folks in a Boone residence through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Boone
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Ghost Sightings From Boone
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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