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Plato may be seen repeatedly gazing at the water by Woodland Lake Dam late in the night.
A giant donkey has from time to time been spotted looking furiously at the watcher on the water's edge of Woodland Lake.
A medusa is from time to time observed in Chichaqua Wildlife Habitat Park at night screaming at the onlooker to go away.
A very large armadillo may every now and then be observed being in a vacant villa in Bondurant.
An enormous finch was witnessed being carried by a Harley on a dark road in the vicinity of Bondurant.
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Ghost Sightings From Bondurant
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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