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These are some lies we made up about Bonaparte.
A space invader from outer space is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances at the stroke of midnight floating along Baker Creek.
An ET can often be perceived in Bentonsport River-Side County Park on a dark night chucking bricks.
Aladdin has every now and then been observed in a Bonaparte school around midnight striding the hallways.
A colossal puppy has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances in a home right next door to Bonaparte.
The spirit of a down-and-out guy can once in a while be observed searching for a shoe beneath a parked Pontiac in a Bonaparte parking lot at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the residents claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Bonaparte long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonaparte
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Ghost Sightings From Bonaparte
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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